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Sebastian Michealis's anagram name is AMIABLE AS ITCHINESS

Ciel Phantomhive's anagram name is THE EVIL CHAMPION

Earl Ciel Phantomhive's anagram name is THE PRIMEVAL, NICE HALO

Demon, Sebastian Michealis's anagram name is MANIAC'S SLIMIEST BONEHEAD

Finny Bard And Maylene's anagram name is DAMNABLY FEARED NINNY

Finny Bard And Maylene's anagram name is DAMNABLY FEARED NINNY

Harry Potter's anagram name is TRY HERO PART

Harry Motherfucking Potter's anagram name is FREAK CHIRPY THUG TORMENTOR

Shota Ciel Phantomhive's anagram name is CHAMPION LOATH THIEVES

Severus Snape's anagram name is UP AVERSENESS

Hi hi! This is a rough draft. I’m just putting it here so I can keep up with it <3 It’s my pr0n-journal. I can WIP if I wannnnnnnt to!


NEED A BETA! NEED A BETA! NEED A BETA!

Title: Yes, My Lord
Chapter: One, Part One.
Author: Snarry_Splitpea
Rating: NC-17
Series: Harry Potter (miniscule Kuroshitsuji crossover)
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Warnings: Characters with inappropriately light opinions of suicide, and many, many, murders. Graphic murders.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Summary: Upon the successful murders of Ginny Weasley and her offspring as well as the attempted murder of Harry James Potter; Severus Snape returns to Wizarding London to serve the Potter family as one hell of a butler.
Note: Sadly, this is not crack, AU, or even crossover fic. All events occur in the Potter timeline –after- the canon epilogue. Okay, you’ll see a few of your favorite Kuroshitsuji characters from a distance.
Also you do NOT need to know –anything- about Kuroshitsuji to understand this fic. I’ve simply taken a bit of that series’ mythology and transplanted it into the HP universe.

( Yes, My Lord )

Rickman Mentioned in Screenwriting Interview "quite extraordinary"
From an article today in SFgate.com:

Q: What, if anything, can you say about the climactic moment between Snape and Dumbledore? In the book, it's a short but intense scene.

A: It is informed by everything (Potter readers) have come to know is true. So if you watch the film carefully, there are performance moments that are quite extraordinary, Alan Rickman (who plays Snape) especially. There is something we added that you can look forward to, a short scene between Harry and Snape prior to the big event. It'll be interesting to see how it plays to the audience. It should be a haunting moment for Harry.

Full Text:
www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi

…oh so Quiet… Harry thought as he lie inside his cupboard.

… oh so Still… Harry thought as a girl rode her bike in front of Vernon’s house while he gardened.

… all alone… Harry thought as a woman stared at him longer than she should have during his first visit to Diagon Alley.

And so peaceful until… Harry thought when a girl waved to him as he boarded the train.

An arrogant man calls him out in his first day of class, insulting him, berating him, and making a fool of him.  The man takes points and continues class with a satisfied smirk.

 
You fall in love!  The sky up above is caving in!  You’ve never been so nuts about a guy.  You wanna laugh.  You wanna cry.  You cross your heart and hope to die...

 

Harry tells him what a coward he is before the man blocks one more shouted spell and runs away.  Harry watches him retreat, half satisfied, half disappointed.

 

…til it’s over.  And then… it’s oh so quiet...

HOUSE
Season 5
Episode 17

SPOILERS AND LOLZ

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Season 5
Episode 16

IS THAT WINNIE COOPER FROM WONDER YEARS?

Probably one of the HOTTEST and most charming Snarry fics I've read in a while:

http://the-con-cept.insanejournal.com/412851.html

AND THE DIRTY TALK IS SO EXQUISITE.

AND THE HUMOR IS TO DIE FOR!

For some reason, Jon from the Garfield comics always reminded me of Wilson.
So, I automatically pegged Garfield as House.


There's a website:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net

Where they take Garfield out of each strip.
Without Garfield, Jon is psycho and ACHINGLY PATHETIC.

So... Wilson w/o House = Pathetic Psycho?

Y/N???

Title: A Little Spy
Theme: #1 'It's just a flesh wound'
Claim: Todd/Turpin
Fandom: Sweeney Todd (2007)
Rating: NC-17 (Sex, Violence & Character Death) Summary: Mrs. Lovett watches at the barbershop door as Sweeney Todd discovers that his only love sprang from his only hate.
This is a parody of "A Little Priest (movie version)" That said, it ain't Shakespeare, baby. Not by a longshot.

( A Little Spy )

As much as I hate Linkin Park, I love this:

30_wounds

Snape/Harry
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Sweeney/Turpin
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To soothe some of my personal pains, I've been reading Snarry.

The Dreaming Spires
Author: DementorDelta
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: HP/SS
Challenge: All stories/art must be set post-Hogwarts (Harry must no longer be a student through successful completion of his education). 2. All stories/art must be set post-War (Harry may have won, or lost).
Summary: Severus Snape gets on with his life after the war.
Rec'd by snarry_splitpea because: It's a realistic (in a magical, Hogwarts sense) amnesia fic. Also, sexual descriptions are graphic without being clinical or redundant. That's rare and beautiful. I like that original characters are created for this fic, but none of them seem unrealistic or verge on Mary-sue.

A Bittersweet Potion
Author: Alchemia Dent and Bugland
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Murder or Attempt, Suicide or Attempt, Violence
Rec'd by snarry_splitpea because: I usually read for the sex. This fic has NO SEX. But, it's one of the most beautiful fanfics I've ever read. Snape is in character despite vivid looks into his personal life. Usually, if a person writes a tired, gentle, Snape, he's just tired and gentle. These authors created a tired and angry Snape that can be gentle under certain circumstances. Cameos from other characters such as Draco, McGonagall, and Lucius are just as in-character as Severus and Harry. Albus is more true to canon than any other Albus I've ever encountered in fic. Overall, just a very well written and well thought-out piece of work. In the end, the reader is left with very few questions and I think the things left unanswered were left that way, on purpose. Beautiful.
NOTE: There are More Books in the series that I haven't read.

Title: Little Red-Pouched Kangaroo
Author: snarry_splitpea
Rating: NC-17
Fandom & Pairings: HOUSE M.D. Chase/House/Wilson
Genre: PWP & Established Relationship
Summary: Once upon a time there lived in a certain village a little country boy, the prettiest creature who was ever seen. His mother was excessively fond of him; and his grandmother doted on him still more. This good woman had a little red riding hood made for him. It suited the boy so extremely well that everybody called him Little Red-Pouched Kangaroo. Well, nobody actually called him that, except the Big Bad Wolf. …and by “grandmother,” “gender-confused oncologist” was meant.
Note: Based on “Little Red Riding Hood” by Charles Perrault (The one without the wood-cutter!).
Dedicated to xlizabeth_x who requested: House/Chase/Wilson
Special thanks to ignazwisdom for saying the word “Fairytale.” That was it. I’m not even kidding! More Special thanks to fatalisticrebel for being an encouraging reader!
Warnings: Role-playing (in which Chase is called “boy” and “child” and Wilson is called “Grandmother.” Just warning you in case that’s a turn-off.) Cross-dressing. Rimming. The word “squelching.”
Word Count: 5,207

( Little Red-Pouched Kangaroo )

I just finished up a research paper on Hamlet.
It took me three weeks, but it's done.
...It's annoying, though. I wrote a paper proving Hamlet was crazy.
That kind of essay has been written so many times that it's definately a cliche.
What else was I supposed to do? Something that takes thought as well as digging through thirty random books and essays? I don't think so! *cackle*

Oh well, hopefully my professor won't drill me too deeply for taking the easy way out. It was absolutely my BEST EFFORT (if you don't count all the real efforts I've made this summer. *cough*)

Come on! It's HAMLET! I HATE HAMLET! It's hours and hours of "How much of a pussy can this prince be before he finally does what he's supposed to do?"


NOW, I can get back to writing fanfiction!

But, I actually made this post to share a different kind of art with you:

A Watercolor
It's about... 99% done. I actually thought I was done, then after photographing it I realized she needs more shadow on her cheek so the shadow underneath it doesn't look like a gigantic hole in the side of her face. I also need more shadows in the mouth so her smile isn't so awkward.

I hate doing Watercolors.

Why am I an art teacher?

Oh well, I'll be done with my second degree so I can teach history, soon.

I've wanted to do a watercolor of House and Wilson reclining, but I haven't decided on a location, point of view, or their state of dress. I'd be hard pressed to explain to mother, boyfriend, and friends why there's a nude image of Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard drying in my art den.

Hopefully, people will find me some House doujinshi, this Summer.
Look at this lovely Snape/Harry Doujin!!!

Title: A loony Loop
Artist: Shiwo Honjo
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Snape/Harry (James/Snape flashback)
Warnings: Not Work Safe (shota + non-con)
Pages: 14
Type: Doujinshi - Scanlation
Part One || Part Two

Title: Bet Down
Author: snarry_splitpea
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 868
Summary: Just like a little boy, Wilson can’t resist a bet.
Notes: Written for julorean’s request: Wilson has to wear House's clothes (or else his own clothes in asimilar style. House's clothes probably wouldn't fit quite rightbecuase they have different body types).

( Bet Down )

My new and loved friend, moony just recommended a list of fics and while I'd already read "A Modest Proposal" I'd never even heard of "Things To Do Before You Die." Needless to say, I loved it and felt the need to rec it. Since I'm already here to make a post, I'll link all to ignazwisdom's wonderful work of art and my faaaaaaaaavorite House/Wilson comm.

Things To Do Before You Die by thedeadparrot. Definately the best fluff ever written! It's sweet, and the characters are so well written.
You'll squee at the end, guaranteed!

A Modest Proposal by ignazwisdom. By far the best House/Wilson ever written. Set during the Tritter-arc. Definately a better plot than what actually happened in the show!

Anything missviolet posts on the_smut_couch because I <3 smut!

You know it's time to go to bed when:

• You open Itunes


• You find your favorite piano/violin duet
• You turn it on
• Thirty seconds later, you freak out going "OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE IT SOUNDS LIKE A PIANO!"

I interact with House M.D. rather like Harry Potter interacts with snakes. I see Hugh Laurie and suddenly start writing House with a British voice. Not. Good.

I won't be able to work on any of my fics for a couple of weeks. I'll publish some that are already written, or pass them off to a Beta-reader while I'm busy. Busy with what? School and another surgery.
...never before this year would I have thought of "surgery" as just another thing on my to-do list, but now that I'm always in the hospital (heart), it just doesn't seem so life-altering.